How to make the women love you!


Its quite an easy process:
1) Buy a Santana – despite it going out of production every where else in the world in a decade before you were born, you can still buy a good 90′s one in China. The below is a ’95 model.
2) Paint it metallic blue
3) Add some racey bits to it – steering wheel, seats, etc.
4) Put some big boom boom speakers in the trunk (canceling out any possible usable space)
5) Add SCISSOR DOORS!!!!

The above car was posted onto the Santana club on the auto.sohu forums, the cars owner never mentioned how much he spent on converting his car, or if it did have hypnotic effects on the opposite sex. If only this Santana were a taxi, we’d take it every day.

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Ash

Ash came to China at 18 on a whim and never left. Some 10 years later he collected a degree and a family along the way and now focuses his time on watching the Chinese car industry develop. He has witnessed the market change from being minor backyard market in to the world's biggest and most important market for all car manufacturers. You can contact or connect with him via Linkedin by clicking the 'Website' link.

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2 Comments so far, please add your thoughts!

  1. avatar Hunxuer says:

    Pimp Daddy!! Melikes!!

    Great mockery of all those boy racer, rice burning, oversized exhaust noisemaking Hondas, Nissans and Toyotas out there I am (unfortunately) seeing and hearing lately.

    May they all “drift” into a nearby gorge…

  2. avatar raven says:

    直接变成了兰博基尼~ 我汗

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